That is NOT funny.
Kidnapping is NOT funny.

http://twitter.com/fireland/status/2822287008

Yeah, swimming is good, but I still think the best full-body workout is grabbing someone’s baby and running away.”

I appreciate that he is concerned about exercise.  America would be a better place if more people worked out.  That being said, kidnapping is JUST NOT FUNNY.  It affects real families who should not be exploited for the sake of your joke.