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“Hey, Julie’s son pooped in the potty!” “Psh. I do that all the time.” “Sure, but he did it *without* an iPhone.” “Touché.”
Everyone loves the book “Everybody Poops” but few people reference its companion piece “Stop talking about your bowel movements.” Defecating is a natural process meaning it is basically DISGUSTING. And to top it all off, if he is really ”do[ing] that all the time,” then maybe he has a DISEASE of the BOWEL to accompany his diseased brain. I can assure you, people dying of dysentary or C. Diff. colitis are not laughing all the way to the TOILET of CERTAIN DEATH. Think about that before you yuck it up about pooping. On a lighter note, kudos to Julie’s son! Potty training can be stressful. One of my boys wore diapers until 3rd grade.
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