That is NOT funny.
The term “bottom” is PROBABLY not funny.

http://twitter.com/vmarinelli/status/3135930572

If I had a magic wand, I would transform every “top marketer” and “top mom” on Twitter into a “top bottom.”

If you are referring to someone’s REAR END then this post is wildly inappropriate.  But I suspect something even more sinister is afoot.  If you know what this post really means, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME because I do NOT need to vomit right now.  And hey @vmarinelli, GUESS WHAT?  People use twitter to market and also to teach people how to be a good parent by constantly tweeting about what great parents they are. GET OVER IT.