http://twitter.com/melissasantos/status/3225779328

look, dude, i just ran 8 miles in 90-degree weather. i deserve to sit down & eat this pint of ice cream. naked. in your store’s dairy aisle.

There is a time and place for everything. Specifically, eating ice cream while nude, although DISGUSTING, can legally be done in this country but only in your NUDITY COMMUNE behind a GIANT PRIVACY HEDGE.  Are you aware that CHILDREN go to grocery stores and often purchase frozen dairy products?  Are we supposed to be laughing at the thought of their horrified faces when they see the female form in all its GROSSNESS when all they want are NUTTY BUDDIES?  NOT FUNNY.  I do commend you on your fitness and hope you hydrated with some Gatorade in addition to your, admittedly, well deserved sweets.  (Note: This blog not sponsored by Gatorade or Nutty Buddies.)