That is NOT funny.
LuckyShirt? More like Luckytohaveextrafoodaroundtodogrossstuffwith

http://twitter.com/luckyshirt/statuses/3239307741

Pizza Hut Hut In The Butt #unpopularstores

This is America so you can do whatever you want with your lawfully purchased foodstuffs, so long as it is behind closed doors and you obtain proper consent.  HOWEVER, in some places that ARE NOT America, there are STARVING LITTLE AFRICAN KIDS who would LOVE to have some food in their butts the NATURAL WAY, by eating it and then fully digesting it.  NOT FUNNY.